stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But donโ€™t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

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katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcasticย 

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heaven-ly-mind:

Bathing in the sun by Marchelo Simon

heaven-ly-mind:

Bathing in the sunย byย 

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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

andalittlebitmanic:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

Every. Time!

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ambienne:

This tweet means a lot to me.

ambienne:

This tweet means a lot to me.

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sizvideos:

Video

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beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

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Fuck dating. Im apparently just too much of a bitch to date.