droopingdandelions:

me

droopingdandelions:

me

(via burning-l1ghts)

flowerling:

Great White Shark, Carcharodon carcharias, Over/Under | Todd Bretl

flowerling:

Great White Shark, Carcharodon carcharias, Over/Under | Todd Bretl

(via my-spiritual-happiness)

(Source: oill-spill, via burning-l1ghts)

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

(Source: deezyville, via burning-l1ghts)

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

Time to bring this back

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

Time to bring this back

(via burning-l1ghts)

new-newdoctor:

The front desk staff does not clean the rooms. 

The front desk staff does not clean the rooms.

The front desk staff does not clean the rooms.

The front desk staff does not clean the rooms.

The front desk staff does not clean the rooms.

THE FRONT DESK STAFF DOES NOT CLEAN THE ROOMS.

  1. The front desk staff does not clean the rooms.
  • The front desk staff does not clean the rooms.

DO NOT YELL AT ME IF YOUR ROOM ISN’T READY RIGHT AT CHECK IN TIME I DO NOT CLEAN THE ROOMS.

(Source: spooky-newdoctor)

BUT I AM A DIAMOND MEMBER.

toastycat:

Whenever I am checking a guest in and they have a request and I can’t do it for them and they say “NOT EVEN FOR A DIAMOND MEMBER” 

And yeah, that makes me hate you. Your entitled nasty attitude does not make me want to help you. Especially if you are asking for something unreasonable. 

whatdinosaur:

Please don’t complain that the best rate I can give you is $110. Go stay in a motel if you wanna pay $60. I don’t make the rates. Thank you and goodnight.

whatdinosaur:

Why are people incapable of googling stuff themselves? I literally say “Let me Google that for you” more often than should be necessary.

Pro tips from a front desk lady:

thefrontdesklady:

● Don’t try to haggle with the front desk staff over your room rate. This isn’t an auction house.

● Not every hotel offers discounts (triple A, AARP). Don’t be offended if you’re told that they don’t offer discounts. They don’t HAVE to.

● If you’re traveling with a pet, tell the front desk…