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brakechecks:

" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"

Wow really?

I didn’t..

are you serious?

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politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term β€œpartners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

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exteriors:

HAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG

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My coworker switched shifts with me so id have saturday off, and work monday for holiday pay. I wouldve gone to the nine inch nails concert friday night, a date staturday night, and wouldve made 150 on monday. But no, she wants to switch back. No concert. No date. No social life. No extra money. And in working a week straight with one day off.

Anonymous said: what the fuck even is a cleave gag??

i don’t fucking know. on ALL of my tumblrs some fucking creep has asked me the same shit.Β 

i miss having a best friend.Β 

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