" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"
I didn’t..are you serious?
i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
- Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
- Friend: But she's really a
- Me: No stop
My coworker switched shifts with me so id have saturday off, and work monday for holiday pay. I wouldve gone to the nine inch nails concert friday night, a date staturday night, and wouldve made 150 on monday. But no, she wants to switch back. No concert. No date. No social life. No extra money. And in working a week straight with one day off.
Anonymous said: what the fuck even is a cleave gag??
i don’t fucking know. on ALL of my tumblrs some fucking creep has asked me the same shit.
i miss having a best friend.